Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature

'Tis drawing near the midnight hour,
on this Halloween eve.
And you know what that means.
It is time for the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

Cheesy grade b- horror flicks.
The worst I've ever seen.
And yet I keep on coming back.
To the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

The Day the Earth Stood Still and Tarantula,
Forbidden Planet and It Came from Outer Space
Some of the worst movies ever made
On the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

The Kiss of the Vampire was campy,
and Dracula's Daughter was bad.
But they still hold you like a spell,
On the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

I've never seen worse filmography,
than that displayed in Them.
But its still so much fun to watch
On the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

Now that Zacherle's gone,
and so is Vincent Price, Elvira has taken the stage.
To announce Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space
On the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

A macabre mix
of Sci-fi and bad horror
But it holds me so,
The Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

Well Bela Lugosi is dead,
and Karloff's entombed,
Who is gonna play those roles?
Time to find out on the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

Hey they had color then,
So why are these films all
filmed in black and white?
On the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

Bosco syrup is blood
and Jell-O is brains
Every Halloween
On the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature

These movies are terrible,
and campy as anything
So why do I keep on coming back?
To the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.

Hey be quiet back there,
The hand is on
and everyone knows what that means
Its once again time for the Late Night Chiller Theatre Double Feature.